The Lucky Rabbit

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A Fat Boy’s Pseudocode

Initialize stomach to empty

Set stomach to grumble

Set mouth to open

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To Eat Is So Much Fun

A Fat People’s Poem

by Dennis Domrzalski

I am always happy
And in a cheerful mood,
When I look up and see my plate
Filled with lots of food.

I pick my teeth in public,
And I am very rude.
There’s stretch marks on my elbows
‘Cause I eat lots of food.
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Man vs. Beast, Evolution

Science or fiction?

Man came from apes.

Man evolves into pigs.

Then what?

Wall-E saved human pigs.

Hal was too shallow and fell in love. Read more