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Bitches Don’t Know About My Popsicle

porker — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:42:19 +0000

fat boy

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Fat Kids Get Physical

porker — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:31:06 +0000

cute fat kid

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Cute, Fat and Funny Asian Kids

porker — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:00:26 +0000

: cute, funny kids

: cute fat kid

: cute kid

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Who Says Big Can’t Be Beautiful?

porker — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:18:49 +0000

fat is beautiful

Ah, those size-zero ladies, with their sternums and clavicles and harshly sweeping cheekbones and big, big vulnerable eyes and sharply delineated wrists (set off to perfection by an oversized man’s watch and a clutch of chunky bracelets) — they were fun for a while, in a car-crashy kind of way, weren’t they? All that gossip and bitchery. But they weren’t very … sexy. You couldn’t imagine shoving Nicole Richie up against a wall and doing naughty things to her, could you? She would break. Nope, those skinny little wenches may be good at dangling Chanel handbags from delicate fingers, but they don’t do so well at inspiring lasciviousness, awe and plain ol’ dirty thoughts. For that, you need a lady with some flesh on her bones. And I know just where to find one.

While all eyes have been on Hollywood’s anorexic angels, the world of indie rock has been undergoing some ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. When women wanting to make it in the mainstream will swiftly be told to slim down, nobody is paying any attention to the margins, which means that if you sneak a peek at any one of the many all-girl bands out there on the indie circuit, I guarantee there will be at least one pudgy little sauce-pot (UK size 14 or larger) in the band. And what a sight for sore eyes they are.

The cute fat girls of indie rock aren’t skulking and hiding: George from the Schla La Las, Delia from Manic Cough (recently seen modelling for Vice magazine), Titania from Tits of Death, Heathy Lee Roth of Gravy Train!!!! and the sassy guitarist Guri of the Priscillas. The look is bold and flaunting: halterneck dresses cut from 1950s patterns, accessorised with flicky scarves and white guitars (Schla La Las); bodacious thighs, over-the-knee boots, miniskirts and a cheeky little strip of knickers peeking from behind the bass (Tits of Death); glittery pink hot pants, boob tubes, giant fishnets and sarcastic aerobics-style dance moves (Gravy Train!!!!). And the queen of all the fat girls, of course, is Beth Ditto of Gossip, voted No 1 on the NME’s Cool List last year, the first woman to hold that coveted title.

Ditto is not about shame and shapewear; quite the opposite. “I’m not overweight,” she told an American magazine last year. “I’m fat, I have rolls, and I don’t care.” Her style is a thousand miles away from the dark colours, long, loose sleeves and vertical stripes that the robust of flesh are advised to use to disguise their body shape. Instead, she seeks to accentuate. She flashes her flesh as much as possible, stripping down to T-shirt and knickers at gigs and appearing on the cover of the lesbian magazine On Our Backs peering cutely over one shoulder, dressed only in bracelets, tattoos, big lace-trimmed pants and the sauciest expression you ever did see.

HOW CURVY GIRLS STAY LOOKING SWELL

Delia from Manic Cough “More is definitely more when it comes to being on stage. That applies to make-up, too. I love Rimmel liquid eyeliner, as it looks really dramatic; Maybelline mascara is cheap and effective; and I have an electric-blue eye shadow by Nina Ricci that almost glows. It looks great on stage.”

George from the Schla La Las “I don’t use anticellulite products. I don’t get my thighs out enough to worry about it. But I never leave the house without mascara, and I absolutely love the Bad Gal mascara by Benefit. Chanel Rouge Noir nail polish is sexy, and YSL Touche Eclat is perfect for concealing a multitude of sins after a heavy night of gigging.”

Guri from the Priscillas “I’m a size 16, and I’m comfortable with my body shape. I like being voluptuous. Palmer’s Cocoa Butter Formula moisturiser is brilliant. I use it all over my body. Clinique Moisture On-Call is great for keeping my face moisturised. For hair, my main tip is to use a hell of a lot of peroxide, set it in curlers and backcomb it.”

Titania from Tits of Death “Drink lots of water to ensure you keep your skin clear. I always use a body brush or a loofah to buff my skin, and any kind of exfoliator I can get my hands on. I just bought something called Fat Girl Slim by Bliss, which is really good, although I am dubious that anything you apply to your skin can help to bust fat.”

Kelly Osbourne Reportedly uses Skeyndor Crystal White treatments, such as the Intensive Lightening Precision Cream, to keep her china-doll complexion. Read the full article…

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What Seperates Women from Toys

porker — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:06:22 +0000

Happy Fat Woman

Always remember,

To be respected is far more important…

Than being beautiful

Or being desired.

Because the word “RESPECT“

Is what separates women from toys.

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Bike Riding for Better Health

porker — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:48:22 +0000

bike riding for better health

Bicycling is a great way to see the outdoors, take in the fresh air, or simply get around town. It’s also an efficient way to burn excess calories, shed body fat and improve cardiovascular health. Depending on your body weight and the intensity of your ride, you will probably burn some where between 400 and 500 calories on a one hour bicycling trip.

If weight loss is your objective, cycling can be very beneficial. A gradual weight loss of approximately one pound a week is a wise goal. Gradual weight loss helps to maintain muscle tissue (remember sitting on the couch burning calories?) and will greatly increase your chance of long term success. People who lose a great deal of weight quickly, often through deprivation-type diets, are very likely to regain the pounds within the first year.

Better Eating = Better Cycling = Better Body

Once you have established a regular cycling routine and are reaping the benefits of feeling stronger and healthier, you may want to make some small dietary changes.

The key to a healthy diet is increasing whole foods (fruits, vegetables, whole grains and other foods that are naturally whole and unprocessed) and knocking out the less healthy portions of your diet.

Eating a diet rich with fruits, vegetables and whole grains will support the loss of extra pounds while fueling your body on cycling excursions.

In time, cycling will help you to feel stronger, leaner and more positive about your body. If you continue with daily activity and healthful eating, a better body is a sure thing.
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Are Jobless People Fat?

porker — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:47:53 +0000

too fat to work

Last week, we highlighted a scary county-by-county map that a commenter posted to #tips showing metastasizing unemployment growth.

Today, it occurred to us that we’d seen a graphic like that somewhere before: A CDC map of obesity by county.

The left map is a snapshot of county-level unemployment rates from October 2008; darker counties have higher unemployment (the time-lapse map we grabbed it from goes to October 2009, at which point the whole country is basically black).

At the right is a CDC map released last month of obesity rates in 2007—it’s the first county-level rendering of obesity data.

(You can click the maps to see a larger version.)

With the exception of the West Coast, it looks as though Ground Zero of the employment crash aligned fairly faithfully with the Obesity Belt: Appalachia, Michigan, the Deep South and the Southeast Atlantic Coast all shared early unemployment spikes and higher rates of obesity, while Texas, the Upper Midwest, and the plains states are thinner and have better job security.

Fat People Cannot Get Jobs

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Stop Thinking or Get Fat

porker — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:04:52 +0000

Thinking Can Make You Fat

Researchers at the University of Laval in Quebec, Canada found that too much thinking can make you fat!

The stress of onerous mental tasks such working on the computer can contribute to obesity.

Dr. Angelo Tremblay and his team measured the food intake of students after three tasks - relaxing in a sitting position, reading and summarizing text, and completing a series of memory, attention and vigilance tests on computers.

Despite the low energy cost of mental work, the students consumed 203 more calories after summarizing a test and 253 more calories afterthe computer tests.

Blood samples taken before, during, and after each session revealed that intellectual work causes much bigger fluctuations in glucose and insulin levels than rest periods.

Caloric overcompensation following intellectual work, combined with less physically active when doing intellectual tasks could contribute to the obesity epidemic currently observed in industrialized countries, researchers concluded.

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How to Find Computer Chairs for Fat People

porker — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:40:14 +0000

Computer Chairs for Fat People

Obese people find it very difficult to be comfortable in chairs of normal size. When it comes to buying computer chairs for fat people, there are some things that you need to consider.

Physical comfort of employees in a work environment plays a very significant role in maintaining their interest in working, and also their productivity. When it comes to physical comfort, computer chairs are important pieces of furniture which is utilized. Ergonomic computer chairs are made in such a manner, which allow people having normal body weight to sit and work at their desks comfortably.

Computer Chairs for Fat People

An employee having normal weight can be comfortable sitting on a chair meant for an overweight employee, but an overweight employee would in no way be comfortable in using a chair intended for the use of employees with normal weight. So it is very important for a company’s administrative department to be ready to accept requests from obese employees regarding the chairs which they use while working. The administrative department should consider separate office furniture for fat people. If separate computer chairs for overweight people are not used, it may result in frequent malfunctioning of conventional office chairs, which may add up to the extra costs of office administration. Following are few tips for finding office chairs for obese people.

Tips on Buying Office Chairs for Fat People

When it comes to purchasing computer chairs for fat people, there are some simple points to remember.

Metal Structure of Chairs

This is the primary point you need to consider while buying durable computer chairs for fat people. If not the complete body of the chair, at least the base and wheel attachments are required to be of metal. This would make the chair distribute the weight equally, precluding broken off wheels which may leave you tumbling to the ground before your colleagues. Also check if the back support and legs of the chair are of metal.

Comfortable Seating

Employees would not be able to work as expected if they are not provided with chairs which have comfortable seating. Unluckily, when there is a bit of additional padding on your rear, chair cushions have the tendency of compressing rather responsively, so you will want to choose ones which provide a softer seat.

Broader Chair Arms

The more your weight is, the broader you tend to be, this can be an issue with conventional office chairs that have arms which squeeze you into the chair. This problem can be solved by including computer chairs for overweight people in the office furniture, which have broader arms.

Other Chair Parts

You need to ensure if the back support of the chair is comfortable and not shaky. Choose chairs whose wheels roll freely, even when the person’s entire body weight is one the chair. Chair adjustment is also an important factor to be considered, as a good office chair should essentially have easy-to-operate adjustment functions which can be used according to the comfort of the user. You also need to make sure if the chair’s height, size, and comfort factor matches with that of the employee’s desk. If such factors of the chair and desk do not match, the desk may also have to be replaced. When it comes to buying computer chairs for fat people, you need to remember that the ones made for obese employees would be more costly in general, as they are better constructed. Consider it as a beneficial investment, as you will certainly save on purchasing cheaper ones many times a year.

Memoirs of A Guinea Pig 000

porker — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:00:36 +0000

fat guinea pig

I am currently revitalizing this blog and was supposed to post something else but a tragedy happened just this early evening. My mild obsessive-compulsive disorder had led me to discover that my only guinea pig, Butch, died.

Butch was a lazy, happy guinea pig and it was devastating that I personally saw him like that. I do not want to cry anymore like when my first guinea pig died so I just laughed it off, pretending there’s nothing wrong even though I was dying inside, remembering that I have dozens of his photos stored in my hard disk which I was planning to post later in his own website.

Butch,

I am sorry that I sometimes ignored you but I do really love you so much.

My heart aches… He was not just a guinea pig but he is THE GUINEA PIG. More of his memoirs coming soon.

He will surely be missed.

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