A Fat Boy’s Pseudocode
July 14, 2009 by porker
Filed under Literature, Poems
Initialize stomach to empty
Set stomach to grumble
Set mouth to open
To Eat Is So Much Fun
July 3, 2009 by porker
Filed under Common People, Entertainment, Literature, Poems
A Fat People’s Poem
I am always happy
And in a cheerful mood,
When I look up and see my plate
Filled with lots of food.
I pick my teeth in public,
And I am very rude.
There’s stretch marks on my elbows
‘Cause I eat lots of food.
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